3 Pet Peeves About Star Wars Politics
December 16, 2015
The Toxic World of Martin Shkreli: A Lesson in Science Reporting
September 23, 2015
Toxic Update and Description
August 25, 2015
Toxic Update #1
July 23, 2015
Toxic: Writing the Obligatory Zombie Tale
July 9, 2015
The Resume' -- A Turd Breakfast
June 30, 2015
Kerbal Space Program Will Take Away My Income and My Family
June 24, 2015
Keyboards: A Typist Needs a Trusty Tool
April 19, 2015
True Detective is Pretty Lame
April 12, 2015
Disney May Have Fooled Us All With Star Wars Episode 7 Plot Leaks
March 19, 2015
Writing with Confidence
December 4, 2014
A resume' is pure turd breakfast; it’s a series of buzzwords and meaningless expressions.
Phony feng-shui arguments abound about the use of white space.
You must use the exact same words as everyone else,
but somehow be just different enough.
Unique and distinctive is key, but
irregular or unconventional is a death sentence.
And for God’s sake, don’t be too wordy.
Use some words that are made out of something else -- not fluff, but fiber.
Use words that if swallowed will make an HR manager shit for a solid hour.
Then your resume' will truly be a turd breakfast,
And it can be sold in the breakfast aisle of your local healthfood store,
as overpriced and undernourishing as all the other brands on the shelf.
Kerbal Space Program
creative work flow
dungeons and dragons
plot and structure
the business of writing