An essay written in spring of 2020 about the total breakdown in communication that's led to our current political climate of noncooperation, wherein I predict the likely extermination of the human race. It's all good fun, really. Published in the collection called Pages Penned in Pandemic. 

Have you ever spiraled? Had one thought or external trigger take you down a staircase into a deep darkness where all of your flaws and vulnerabilities were on clear display? And this walk down the stairs into oblivion was repeated over and over again?

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Of course you have. We all have.

We brought along special guest and National Book Award-winning novelist, Phil Klay for a whirlwind tasting experience sponsored by Flaviar. 

Dear uber rich, It’s time you paid up. 

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You see, you’ve convinced us to count on your generosity to fix the world’s problems. You’d like us to think of you as benevolent philanthropists with only the purest of intentions in mind. Sadly, that’s just not the truth.