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You Might Randomly be a Canadian Citizen Now
If you’ve been looking around at the state of American decline lately and wondering about how you might escape the madness, you suddenly and very randomly might have a pretty good option. If you’re anywhere else in the world and looking at the frozen north as a bastion of liberty and justice now that the U.S. has plunged itself into darkness and is no longer the go-to destination in a lot of people’s minds, then yeah, you too could be a Canadian citizen now, so it’s definitel


Elon's DOGE Cuts Brought Back Our Friend, the Flesh-Eating Worm
Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/SKCu4VNfLtU This pesky thing is called the New World Screwworm. It’s most often found in South America, and then also in Cuba, the Dominican Republic, and Haiti. This little guy loves the flesh of warm-blooded animals. It mostly affects livestock, but people can also be infected. This fun little guy that was once completely eradicated in the United States, but now we’ve invited him back to play again. And he will eat you. He wants to eat yo


Women Won't Date You if You Listen to Him (Spoiler, it's Joe Rogan)
Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Rj10RMukPs8 People have a big problem with a certain popular podcaster. So much so, in fact, that a new study has found that women won’t date men who listen to him. You probably saw this coming. I definitely saw this coming. People are going to be really upset when I say his name. And by people, I mean a lot of a certain subset of people. But there’s absolutely nothing surprising about any of this. Now, before I come out and tell you who it


What Makes Content Go Viral? What Science Says About Viral Content
Why do things go viral? Turns out there’s a pretty easy way to define a piece of content that has the potential to do so. It’s not random or mysterious, because there are real commonalities with posts that are shared widely across the internet. If you’re curious about what those commonalities are, then stick around and we’ll talk about what the actual research tells us. We’re all about science here, so let’s uncover the science of what makes things go viral. So I’m going to t


Political Posts That Go Viral Have This in Common, & It’s All Your Fault
Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/WkEHy08vzbQ We need to talk about something really important, and it’s about why we’re all still 15 years old and standing in a row with our friends by the lockers, refusing to talk to anyone else, terrified to talk to anyone else, desperately trying to work up the courage to even imagine a world where we could ask our crush to the prom, while they’re across the hall in their own group, not even looking over here at all. What does this have


What Societal Collapse Feels Like
Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/K0CYwlPwftA There have been many moments in human history where authoritarianism and tyranny have popped up across nations and societies. Right now you may be wondering if that’s what we’re seeing in America today, if it’s as bad as those previous times, if it’s what your grandparents were thinking and feeling in 30s and 40s, or what they thought during the nineteen teens and 1920s in Russia or Spain, or the 1970s in Chile. There’s an easy w


Billionaire Charity Isn't Real: The Myth of Elite Philanthropy
Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/jAzp6voksWo Probably the single loudest argument against government benefits, welfare, food stamps, and the social safety net, is the idea that somehow we don’t need government to solve the problems of society because rich people will just do it for us. They give a whole lot of money away to charity, right? So therefore, they’ll voluntarily recreate a social safety net so that we don’t need a government benefits system. Billionaire philanthr


Why the Pentagon Keeps Failing Audits
Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/L1adZn9w6Lc You may have heard that the Pentagon just failed its eighth consecutive audit at the end of 2025. But good news, they’re aiming to pass one of these dang things by 2028, so don’t you worry. In the meantime, because we have a lot of time until then, let’s take a look at what’s going on here. Because from the outside, you’re probably thinking that this is a prime example of the failure of government processes and the result of ove


Science Has Bad News for Cynical People
Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/4-zUHQ9dVLQ You’re are very probably imagining that we’re communicating in English right now, or the native language of your people, whatever that may be, if you’re using some kind of translation device or subtitles, but we’re actually communicating wholly in snark. So grab a translator if you need it, because there’s just no escaping snark anymore. You might be wondering, like, why can’t things just be, like, nice? Without any irony or prot


History of the Sexiness of Legs
Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/TjO0mq37KR8 Legs are one of the most overtly sexualized part of the human body outside of the primary reproductive organs. So how did we all come to the modern collective cultural decision that legs are attractive? Because research does back up the fact that we all seem to agree that legs are very nice, and that they make us feel certain things that we need to talk to an adult about. But these two weird spindly stalks of people flesh that ho
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